where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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