Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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