new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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