3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My vagina just clenched in fear
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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