I'm drive I can fine osifer
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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