Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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