I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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