i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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