I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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