Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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