i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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