Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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