He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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