bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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