you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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