He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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