I puked a lego.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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