i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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