I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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