i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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