Where is the hickey?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
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