there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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