You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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