so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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