Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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