the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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