toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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