Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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