I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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