If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Still dying that you shit outside
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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