what if I'm pregnant?
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I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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