This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
we're so committed to being not committed
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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