She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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