I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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