If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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