oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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