i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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