Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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