Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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