so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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