There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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