Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
