butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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