After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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