You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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