Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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