Pregnant stripper...not hot.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
