i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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