so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Well I just put wine in my tea
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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