so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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