Will you blow on my dice?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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